Well my friends it was a good run but it seems I have lost my touch for erotic pinups. With the slow cancerous death of 2d animated entertoonment here in the wessssst, even I am becoming disenchanted with the prospect of drawing cartoon porn and it is starting to show in my work. Instead of drawing with a heart full of inspiration I am merely drawing toon pron out of reflex. A recent rule34 of a character from the new Disney cartoon Jimmy 2 Shoes of Faffi I had drawn has confirmed my diagnosis. Most likely my worstist work to date since my 2006 run of Simpson porn. While it was just a simple doodle done in 15 minutes, It still had no life or inspiration. The sad thing is this is not a singular event, lately I have been feeling this way about the prospect of drawing any future toon porn pinups. I just dont feel it anymore.
I am not saying that I hate drawn erotic art, just that of the toon parody variety or more specifically the random rule34 variety.
It is time for a change of pace, time to stop with the pinups and try something new, so I come to you, few, who follow my work (much appreciated btw) I ask what should I move on to?

One thing I am considering is going the Zone route, Zone used to be a pinup porn guy back in the day before he moved onto doing flash animations and I feel this should be the next evolution for me as well. I just feel more inspired to go this route as I love animation and sound and color (things my work does not have and can never convey in pinup form, well maybe color, but that's it) Something I think all us toon lovers can agree, adds soooo much to experience and his recent Jinxed Flash hit this point home for me over the head like a boulder on Wile E Coyote. If he had drawn a bunch of still pinups it just would not have been the same. I would start with simple loops of characters I enjoy rather than doing random rule34s willy nilly.

OR, I have also considered going the OC route. Before 2006, when I started posting crappy Simpson porn, I was always drawing my own characters, I was never a practitioner of fan art ( these past 3 years have been great practice doing fanart tho) I still enjoy drawing my own abortions..er creations.. Plus I could legally publish my art in sketchbooks (could you imagine my shit on display at Barnes and Noble?) like Dean Yeagle and Chris Sanders. Men I admire and feel kinsman-ship with even tho I only possess 1/50th their talent.

So, I ask you kind, non-troll, folks
What would you do iffin' you was me?

Okay for all those spamming notes and such Fern a.k.a 14-bis was banned for "years of posting underage erotica" and selling said erotica on public journals.

hope that answers any questions you have.

I'm not here to start a riot ..this is just how it is folks. Wish him well in your notes as he cannot answer back and lets all hope he can return here or some other site soon.

Commission news:

I am still in the middle of a large private commission project of about 40 full scale drawings left to go (not sketches) and it will take me months to complete. Along side that are side project commissions, so I am filled to the gills with work. So for now commissions are closed to any new orders until further notice, If I can get myself out of this tidal wave I will have plenty of open spots sometime in fall.

YAAAAARRRRGGGG, I need a vacation lol.

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LOL, If you have never seen the cartoon called "The Critic" you probably dont get the joke reference. those who wanted commissions, please send me a note if you are still interested after waiting for so long. I will understand if you changed your mind. I will be tackling them one at a time, one week at a time.

Hi folks I am back from the dead and back in the saddle
with a new commission stand

caveats:

No "hardcore" erotica- I know thats weird coming from me but I'm out of that game. Sexy pinups with nudity and "implied" things are a-okay tho.

no prepays-
Full payment will only be required AFTER the sketch draft approval, after which, allow 2-3 days to complete the clean line art and shading after payment is received.

paypal and money order only

cancellations,corrections and mind changing- are only allowed up to and before the final sketch draft of your drawing
(before payment) anytime after that is the point of no return ^_^


privacy- I believe if you dont want to share it, you dont have to. private commissions are welcome. If you want it all to yourself and dont want me posting in gallery please let me know beforehand.

prices are flexible according to difficulty

prices range from 30$-150$
depending on level of detail that needs to be drawn so please send me a note for a quote.
no one is obligated to commission me and no hard feelings if you dont, so feel free to ask away.

Just be specific in what you would like.

current list as of today:


- final phase
sketch phase


Full for now